Friday, May 29, 2009

Reeves and Washington to star in Bubble Booble adaptation


Taito reveal today their agreement with Fox entertainment for the production of the long awaited Bubble Bobble full length feature movie.

Tsai Tsuggah, production director of Taito declared that a brotherhood relationship, like the one Keanu Reeves and Denzel Washington have is what he's been waiting for all these years to finally put his plans to execution.

For years, fans of the lovely bubble breathing dragon duo has been mystified by the meaning of the puzzling action game. Tsuggah declare that the advances in special effects in the last decade will allow him to reveal his heart tearing tale of drugs and abuse in a more understandable way: "[Bubble Bobble] is based on a true story of street harden brothers addicted to Ajax derived product trying to escape the harsh reality of Los Angeles in the 80's".

The movie will concentrate on the events of the dragon brothers 10 years later, when an army of robot and purple whales invade the brother's turf, forcing them to return to their drug addiction and their "bubble power".

Reeves will have to divide his time between hunting Metroids and blowing bubbles, while Washington declared signing the contract under the impression that it was a Double Dragon adaption, also cocks.

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