Bruce Lee and George Washington to rise from the dead to film “Best f*cking kung-fu movie ever”.
Director Michael Bay confirmed the resurrection of the United States’ 1st president and of movie legend Bruce Lee this morning. The director hopes that by adding such a smashing cast to his most recent movie, “Mr. Lee Goes to Washington”, he’ll finally end up with a movie worth watching.
Director Michael Bay confirmed the resurrection of the United States’ 1st president and of movie legend Bruce Lee this morning. The director hopes that by adding such a smashing cast to his most recent movie, “Mr. Lee Goes to Washington”, he’ll finally end up with a movie worth watching.
Obviously, since the movie is directed by Michael Bay, Washington will end up killing Bruce Lee in good patriotic form, as the Asian menace destroys half of the US to feed on the souls of Vietnam War veterans. “It’s going to be some awesome ass-kicking from beginning to end,” confirmed Bay while eating a meatball sub. “And it will involve a lot of explosions. Duh.”
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