Recent genealogical studies by the Mormons have led to an interesting discovery. “At first, I thought it was a mistake, but then it dawned on me that the Lord works in mysterious ways,” declared Jebediah Fields, the young Mormon archivist who made the discovery.
It would seem that Hollywood star Keanu Reeves, to star in the upcoming Metroid movie due 2010, has a long-lost brother. And who would this brother be? No one else than Hollywood star, Denzel Washington.
According to archivist Jebediah Fields, their ancestry seems to merge somewhere around 1785, when a young black man fled from his master in the United-States and married to an old British woman, named Lindsay Chestingtonsborywillowshire.
When confronted with this shocking news, film expert Leonard Maltin seemed pleased. He agreed without a doubt that “Denzel and Keanu are clearly of the same fibre. You only have to watch Keanu’s marvellous performance in Constantine, and compare it to Denzel’s rendition of Lt. Parker Barnes in Virtuosity to realize that their line delivery and acting are a genetic gift.”
“We can only hope to see them side by side in a gloriously epic, action-packed police thriller,” added Maltin, who seemed on the verge of tears.
It would seem that Hollywood star Keanu Reeves, to star in the upcoming Metroid movie due 2010, has a long-lost brother. And who would this brother be? No one else than Hollywood star, Denzel Washington.
According to archivist Jebediah Fields, their ancestry seems to merge somewhere around 1785, when a young black man fled from his master in the United-States and married to an old British woman, named Lindsay Chestingtonsborywillowshire.
When confronted with this shocking news, film expert Leonard Maltin seemed pleased. He agreed without a doubt that “Denzel and Keanu are clearly of the same fibre. You only have to watch Keanu’s marvellous performance in Constantine, and compare it to Denzel’s rendition of Lt. Parker Barnes in Virtuosity to realize that their line delivery and acting are a genetic gift.”
“We can only hope to see them side by side in a gloriously epic, action-packed police thriller,” added Maltin, who seemed on the verge of tears.
However, both stars were unreachable to deliver the good news.
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