Monday, June 29, 2009

Screw Michael, Billy's dead



And with Vince in prison, who will sell us junk now?

Friday, June 19, 2009

Birds of Britain



Very instructive

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

We got the Ceramic Lion

Awesome rap or awesomest rap?

What is best in life?

Let Conan sort that out for you:

How unfortunate...

Best marketing, or bestest marketing?



Enjoy your AYDS!

More at: http://www.oddee.com/item_96682.aspx

Yet another awkward photo blog


Ohh... how I love these!
Enjoy: http://www.sexypeople-blog.com/

Also, I put all the links to those sites in a box on the right side -->

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Monday, June 15, 2009

When good bananas go BAD

Is this CP?


Seriously... what were they thinking?

The Crotch-Buddy system



Your testicles are an invaluable source of pleasure to you, your loved ones, and your whole family!
But what do you know about your firm, pendulous bringers of life?

Check out http://www.scrotalsafetycommission.org/ for more info.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Doing it wrong, for your enjoyment







I seriously LOL'd at Swimming.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Closure

Dead man in a pool of Jell-O



Amongst other smooth looking animated GIF of three frames.

[Submitted by Jo]

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Arnold's Death Toll

Interesting fact:
Total Recall is NOT the movie with the most Arnold-induced deaths...

Click the link for a nice Death Toll table from EverythingArnold.com

http://www.everythingarnold.com/movies/deathtoll.htm

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-nny

Best president, or bestest president?

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Dude, wait... what?

Or as we say in Québec: De kossé?

http://videogum.com/archives/trailer/the-coco-before-chanel-trailer_065581.html

Oh painful translation, how I love thee...

Megan Fox's freaky thumb



http://www.seancarless.com/toethumbs.html

It's like figuring out that Jessica Alba has a hairy back...

(Submitted by Puppet Jo)

GRAFFITI DESU

Cool little page with really funny graffitis!



Right thar: http://swick.co.uk/index.php/2009/06/10-examples-of-funny-graffiti/

The Mother of all trailers

Hollywood running out of superheroes to mangle?

Well that's ok, because they can still ask Bazooka Joe to take over...

Seriously, a Bazooka Joe movie? WTF?

http://www.imdb.com/news/ni0804533/

http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2009/05/30/bazooka-joe-movie-in-the-works/
(Fake trailer on site)

Actually...

Good try though...

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Best Board Game or Bestest Board Game? BBG/BBG

Fireball Island. Fire. Ball. Isl. And.
All win, seriously.

Check out a great article on this truly epic and riveting board game ovar thar:X-Entertainment Loves Fireball Island.

Meme Stacking is Superior

Pics, as it did happen:

Requiem for a Red Shirt



Still not as many deaths as in Total Recall, but enjoyable non the less.

Tuesday's Classic: Washington

Introducing Tuesday's Classic, with an ode to this legendary hero.

There are no stupid questions...


If you liked the worst of Yahoo! Answers, you'll like the Bad Questions For Yahoo! Answers Blog.

Enjoy!


(picture unrelated)

Monday, June 1, 2009

YATTA!

Bill Cosby Targeted by Jell-O Attack



A story of vengeance? Perhaps.

Tired of being second fiddle to actor Bill Cosby, Jell-O decided to go all out on the 71 year old man. Jell-O has been known to have led a life of abuse and drugs since its inception, leading to its arrest in 1988, at the height of its career, when it beat up a hooker to death.

By mixing its Jelloey genes to nitro-glycerine, Jell-O developed a taste... FOR DANGER! Disguising itself as an unsuspecting trash can left in Cosby's driveway, Jell-O waited for the perfect moment to set off its explosive recipe.

Actor Cosby left his home that morning and noticed the misplaced trash can as he went to his 1981 DeLorean DMC-12 (acquired from the props of 80’s hit "Back to the Future"). Waiting for the perfect moment, Jell-O committed suicide in front of Cosby, planning to take down the old man as the same time.



"Bam! Boom! Ka-pow! Kablooey went that shit!" said Cosby to the media today after the attack, looking slightly confused (this was later dismissed as his normal look, as his doctor confirmed).

It’s a terrible tragedy to see such a household staple go bad, but years of neglect could only lead to such an event. Its suicide was probably not just for show, but also a cry for help.

A funeral will be held for Jell-O next Friday at 4p.m., at the Beth Sholom Synagogue, as per Jell-O's Jewish heritage.


A picture of Jell-O's last moments.

We've all been there



Awkward Family Photos.com
Watch other people's moms.
Also great to distract your boss mid-sentence.